Awesome 84 GMC Van - best offer - $352

Reply to: sale-537891322@craigslist.org Date: 2008-01-13, 2:32PM CST

Running/driving 1984, GMC, Rally Sport, full sized van with approx 120k miles. Besides the new transmission, the van is in horrible shape. Good for:

Moving band equipment
Rehabbing a house (it is amazing how much drywall and bags of concrete you can cram in there)
Hauling trash
Permanent residence down by River des Peres
Putting your neighbors in a fit of "28 Days" rage.

Not so good for:

The environment (8 MPG, leaks fluids like an octogenarian)
First dates

I bought it to take the band on short tours. We named it Biggie because the trailer's name was Tupac. More recently, the van has been used to help buddies move, haul trash, launch a pontoon boat, and annoy my neighbors. I am completely serious about getting rid of it because the plates expire Jan 31. Therefore, any offers or clever disposal methods will be duly considered. For your convenience, I have attached pictures of the van up close and as seen from space.

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Location: South County
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