Tricky Keg Stands
A collection of various and sundry things.
Projects:
bands, cars, nerd stuffLife:
photos, resume, etc.Baby Monitor
Your friends used to be cool, but now they have a baby. It is your duty to spice up their day.
(by reading this you agree to the disclaimer found at the bottom)
Go to their house Saturday afternoon to visit the baby. While you're there take note of the baby monitor's brand and frequency.
Run to babies-r-us after the visit and pick up the same monitor. Open it up carefully (you'll be returning it on Sunday.) You only need the baby's side.
On your way to the bars that night stop by their house. Just go ahead and walk in the backyard with the baby monitor you just bought. Get as close to their bedroom as possible.
Turn it on. You'll get a signal.
Whisper directly into the baby monitor's mic...
"I'm in your house"
repeat until you see every light in the house flip on. Leave before the police show up.
disclaimer - DO NOT EVER DO THIS. EVER... TO ANYONE. If you do and someone or something gets shot/hurt/maimed/brusied or damaged in any way (even a hang nail) it is not my responsibility. Thank you, please pull through.
What is this all about?
I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.
Four years later I realized that:
A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.
It was time for a change.
I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?
If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.
Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.
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