Band Names

If you use one of these, let me know so I can take it off the list

pho brunch milk and salad junk drawer westside surprise (do the W gang sign and look surprised Ciproxin (tough on anthrax) hot sandwiches aikido seminar tori toda mia mia! Venkman wet gremlins coddle bandits hooker spit berka mortise fire, ice, goulet! carney cheese crisper meat burp new jersey trailer cochair! drive! stamina! guts! are you qualified? monday night stripper Dyson Digs el guapo Covered in Game wha-wha-wha-wha??? the saturday banana are you a rubber towel? manticore souffle speederman dirt scoop dictum (plural dicta) dicta's mom tibet yeti carney guts crack! pow! no mercy! we're kind of a big deal stopcock my favorite pants you're gonna need a long table to play this game

here for historical reasons:

minotaur's claw surf sri lanka tenere tree Fictional Chickens chicken wings and waffles I put baby in the corner meat shoot (the logo would be a handpainted sign saying "fashion shoot" with the turkey crossed out and meat written above) fashion shoot (the logo would be a "vfw meat shoot" sign with meat crossed out and fashion written above) Dick's Drugs and Devices snow crush Hachikō the coey haims(sp?) the great clockometer tricky keg stands shermer, illinios Ethanethiol midnite cookie plastic saints chimera half man, half chicken. metal mickey 3 pins and a slot springfield? knight industries two thousand (KITT) boy rusty mecha-streisand tonto's ice pick. extremities now e-type carb RAZORWIRE: cuts like a motherfucker. sysrequest giant greek scientific rigor skeleton (undead) k-car convertible died trying tonto's tooth ache aunt flo missed her flight "Kwispel" (Dutch for wagging a tail) stopcock. spark. fireball! safehit

What is this all about?

I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.

Four years later I realized that:

A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.

It was time for a change.

I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?

If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.

Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.

Tricky Keg Stands

A collection of various and sundry things.

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Band Names

here for historical reasons:

What is this all about?

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