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Tricky Keg Stands

A collection of various and sundry things.


Words:
essays, creative nonfiction and random shiz
Projects:
bands, cars, nerd stuff
Life:
photos, resume, etc.


Books I'm Reading

I read nothing but technical books from 1995 until 2007. Then I woke up. This is here more for me to keep track.

Books I've Read Recently

The Art of War - Sun Tzu

Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut

The Cider House Rules - John Irving

Specimen Days - Michael Cunningham

The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini

Me Talk Pretty One Day - David Sedaris

Poor Charlie's Almanack - Charles T. Munger

Warren Buffett speaks : wit and wisdom from the world's greatest investor - Warren Buffet

Ham on Rye - Charles Bukowski

The Last Question - Isaac Asimov

The Innocent Man - John Grisham (book on tape... couldn't finish it.)

Post Office - Charles Bukowski

The Essential Drucker - Peter Drucker (so good i bought it)

Benjamin Franklin : An American Life - Walter Isaacson (read most of the autobiography concurrently, but i wanted to finish this one during the 4th of July weekend...)

The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin (full text online) - Ben Franklin (now that I look back, read the first section of the autobiography, read Isaacson, then finish up the rest of the autobiography.)

Brave New World - Aldous Huxley

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1920 New York Publication. Full text online.) - Lewis Carrol

The Elements of Style (1918 New York. Full text online.) - William Strunk, Jr. (a nice reference I need to re-read.)

Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim - David Sedaris

The Bucket Rider - Franz Kafka

A Hunger Artist - Franz Kafka

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain

Slaughterhouse-Five - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

The Metamorphosis and Other Stories - Franz Kafka

Slaughterhouse-Five again... - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Holidays on Ice - David Sedaris

How to Get Rich - Feilix Dennis

Please Understand Me II - Character and Temperament Types - David Keirsey, Marilyn Bates

The Road to Reality: A Complete Guide to the Laws of the Universe - Roger Penrose

Introduction to Algorithms - Thomas H. Cormen, Charles E. Leiserson, Ronald L. Rivest, and Clifford Stein

Twilight - Stephanie Meyer (If reading a teenage romance novel about vampires is wrong, i don't want to be right.)

New Moon - Stephanie Meyer (geesh, those teenage vampires really suck you in...)

Eclipse - Stephanie Meyer (I dragged ass reading this one.)

Breaking Dawn - Stephanie Meyer (must... finish... the... series... DONE!)

Freakonomics - Steven Levitt & Stephen Dubner

The Road - Cormac McCarthy (wow.)

No Country for Old Men - Cormac McCarthy

Ulysses James Joyce - FAIL (didn't finish)

On Writing Well - William Zinsser (lovedit)

To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee

Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace

All the Pretty Horses - Cormac McCarthy

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men - David Foster Wallace

The Qualcomm Equation - Dave Mock

Shop Girl - Steve Martin

The Humbling - Philip Roth

Deliverance - James Dickey

Tales of Ordinary Madness - Charles Bukowski

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe - Douglas Adams

The Last Lecture - Randy Pausch

Slaughterhouse-Five - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

And Tango Makes Three - Peter Parnell Justin Richardson Henry Cole

Goodbye to All That - Joan Didion

House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski

Bright Lights Big City - Jay McInerney

American Psycho - Brett Easton Ellis

White Noise - Don DeLillo

Sirens of Titan - Kurt Vonnegut

Ender's Game - Oson Scott Card

The Naked and the Dead - Norman Mailer

Anthem - Ayn Rand

The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins

The Tycoons - How Andrew Carnegie, John D. Rockefeller, Jay Gould, and J.P. Morgan Invented the American Supereconomy - Charles Morris

Half a Life - Darin Strauss

Freedom - Jonathan Franzen

Pioneering Portfolio Management - David Swensen

How I became a Quant - 25 authors

A Random Walk Down Wall Street - Burton Malkiel

A Visit from the Goon Squad - Jennifer Egan

Reminiscences of a Stock Operator - Edwin Lefèvre

The Pale King - David Foster Wallace

Foundations of financial markets and institutions - Frank J. Fabozzi, Franco Modigliani, Frank Joseph Jones

Titan: The Life of John D. Rockefeller, Sr. - Ron Chernow

Losing My Virginity: The Autobiography - Richard Branson

Walden, and On the Duty of Civil Disobedience - Henry David Thoreau

Autobiography of Andrew Carnegie - Andrew Carnegie

books in progress:

Ulysses James Joyce - (trying again)


What is this all about?

I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.

Four years later I realized that:

A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.

It was time for a change.

I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?

If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.

Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.


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