Tricky Keg Stands

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Business Casual

Our office is finally moving to the new building. Sure, i'm moving from offices to a cube farm, but that cube farm doesn't smell like ass and it has windows with a view of the park... WINDOWS!!! I can't wait to get out of this cave.

They decided to implement a "business casual, M-F, no exceptions" rule in the new space. Not a big deal but it got me thinking about just how much I hate business casual.

Before now, i had nothing to say about Biz Caz besides, "No sir, I didn't like it." Much like that horse on ren and stimpy I no explaination. Just didn't like it.

It hit me yesterday. I finally figured out what irks me so much about having to wear tucked in polo shirts and brown belts. By definition, you cannot rock business casual. You just can't. If you do, it's no longer business casual.

Looks like I'll be dusting off my ties. I know how to rock one of those.

What is this all about?

I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.

Four years later I realized that:

A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.

It was time for a change.

I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?

If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.

Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.

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