Drunk

i am rediculously drunk righ tnow. i recently tried to vomit, but couldn't. So, i just drank a bunch of water which managed to get me even kmore drunk. and I thought water would help. HA! not at all. i witsh to go upstairs to gag myuself again. but i am afraid of what will happen when i try to climb the steias. my comntacts are dy to the point where i am afraid to eopen my eyes. whoops, i just did. everyting is a-ok. however, i am verryryryryy dizzy right now. even more so now that i had a full glass of water. amasiszint thatwater managed to get m,e even more sdrunk. i can't even se strait. i couls vebflre. HA! i am waching as i type. it is getting more and more recockulous as i go... i need to pass the ufkc. out. yep. anyeway., i guaess this i what a half a ottle of rum wiill doo to a nerd. it is a shame, really. r4eally? no, not relaly, who cares ? no t many epayle... woah, i just flippe dmy head to the side and almost felt likw i was going to fall righ the rugk ou tof my chair. i better go so i can save this then upstairs ot pas the fuck outl wer,d.

What is this all about?

I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.

Four years later I realized that:

A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.

It was time for a change.

I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?

If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.

Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.

Tricky Keg Stands

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Drunk

What is this all about?

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