Forty-Five Second Theories

Give a monkey a brain and he'll think he... This section is kind of like that. I like to think something through for about 45 seconds and write it down like I came up with some groundbreaking idea. I cut it off after 45 seconds because most of these are developed while punching out an email. Also, if I think about it for any more than that and I'll find holes and/or google it only to see that someone already had thought of this or some archaeologist found scratched it onto a cave wall somewhere. I think it's more fun to pretend i'm all smart and shit.

What is Sleep all About

Time Does Not Exist

What is this all about?

I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.

Four years later I realized that:

A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.

It was time for a change.

I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?

If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.

Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.

Tricky Keg Stands

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Forty-Five Second Theories

What is this all about?

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