Shut the Fuck Up

Sometimes it is best to simply shut the fuck up. Sadly, I realized this while watching the finale to the bachelor. (I do not have control of the remote... ever, which is fine beacause I Hate Tv.)

Anyway, the girl got the shaft and was upset. Who could blame her. After the big let down they filmed her in the limo. The poor thing was going on and on and on about how she was the best and he made the worst mistake and how she is so much better than the other girl... yadda yadda yadda... She immediately lost all class and turned into a bumbling moron. I shouted at the TV (cause I am a retard and because I felt sorry for her) Please! before you make yourself look any worse... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Chris Rock said it best when he said, "Shut the Fuck Up."

My mom once said, "You have to watch out for those quiet girls. Some of them are dumb and don't have a lot going on up there. But, _some_ of them are brilliant. Always thinking. Working it out. Those are the ones you have to watch out for. They're fun but they'll get you in a lot of trouble.

I like to think of myself as a pretty quiet guy. Not because I don't have anything to say... I have a lot to say. I've just learned that in most situations it is best to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Kind of lame, but that's what I do.

What is this all about?

I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.

Four years later I realized that:

A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.

It was time for a change.

I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?

If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.

Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.

Tricky Keg Stands

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What is this all about?

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