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Tricky Keg Stands

A collection of various and sundry things.


Words:
essays, creative nonfiction and random shiz
Projects:
bands, cars, nerd stuff
Life:
photos, resume, etc.


Songs I Know How to Play

Being in a coverband pretty much destroyed my soul. Here are some of the songs I can play for you:

know

1985 . 18 and life 3 strange days 45 - shine down 7 Nation Army Afternoon Delight Alive American Idiot are you gonna be my girl Are You Gonna Go My Way Beverly Hills bleed america Blister In the Sun breakfast at tiffany's Brown Eyed Girl buddy holly campfire kansas cherub rock closer to fine - indigo girls Cold Hard Bitch Crazy Bitch Creep Cumbersome date rape Dead Or Alive Dim dinner at the money table Dirty Little Secret Don’t Change Don’t Hand Me No Lines Drive incubus el scorcho epic euphoria = school of fish Everlong Every Rose Has Its Thorn face down - red jumpsuit apparatus fall - school of fish falling to pieces far behind - candlebox Fight For Your Right fire Flagpole Sitta Float On freakish Hard To Handle Hate Me Today heaven isn't too far away hemorage - fuel Hey jealousy - Gin Blossoms hey man nice shot Hungry Like The Wolf I Hate Everything About You I Love Rock And Roll I won't forget you I Write Sins Not Tragedies If You Could Only See - tonic Interstate Love Song it's not over - daughtry jamie Jenny Jenny 867-5309 jessie and my whetstone Jessie’s Girl jesus christ superstar hook Just Like Heaven Keep Your Hands To Yourself knockin on heavens door Kryptonite Laid Last Night leather and lace - stevie nicks Longview Machinehead Melt With You Memory - sugarcult Molly Mony Mony more than words Mr Brightside mr. jones My Own Worst Enemy no rain paradise city Perfect Situation play crack the sky Plush Possum Kingdom Pour Some Sugar on Me reason - hoobastank The Red - Chevelle right now - sr71 rock n roll all night rockstar - nickelback Round and Round (Ratt) Santa Monica - everclear santeria Say It Aint So Sedated Semi-Charmed Kind Of Life Seven Nation Army She F’n Hates Me she talkas to angels Shimmer Shine Down Should I Stay Or Should I Go show me how 2 live - audio slave sic transit gloria… glory fades signs silent lucitity Smells Like Teen Spirit soco amaretto lime Song 2 Sorry - Buckcherry Staceys Mom stairway intro Stop and Stare - One Republic Sugar Were Going Down Summer of 69 Surrender sweater song Sweet Child Of Mine Sweet Emotion sweet marie Take Me Out take my picture Talk Dirty To Me the boy who blocked his own shot The Middle The Reason thunderkiss 65 Unsung Vertigo what I got When I Come Around when you were young White Wedding woman - wolfmother Wonderwall Would You Give Love a Bad Name you really got me

sort of

Devil Inside I Will Survive Mr Jones and Me Rock And Roll All Night Thunderkiss ‘65

barely know

Beautiful Disaster Black Betty Cherub Rock Gel How You Remind Me - Nickelback I Want You To Want Me Pardon Me - incubus Pink Cadillac When September Ends Wild Thing Sweet Home Alabama


What is this all about?

I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.

Four years later I realized that:

A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.

It was time for a change.

I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?

If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.

Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.


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