The Inventor - Drink 2

"Young man?" He slapped me on the back. "You ever have a pretty girl?"

I put my drink down. "I've got one right now."

"You're real lucky. I had one. A real pretty girl. Sang like an angel, that one. She'd tell me about being a kid and how they'd sing harmony. Her and her sisters. They'd sing in the car, at the bus stop, and every single night while they washed dishes. That must have been a sight. Them standing there? Probably the most beautiful thing in the world. They were tall. All three of them, all with this straight brown hair. Long. Beautiful."

"Oh yeah? What happened?"

He lit his cigarette, took a long drag, looked me in the eye and got real quiet.

"Don't trust a girl who doesn't eat pancakes."

Drink 5

What is this all about?

I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.

Four years later I realized that:

A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.

It was time for a change.

I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?

If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.

Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.

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The Inventor - Drink 2

What is this all about?

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