Dog cage for Greenies

Reply to: Date: 2006-06-13, 11:56PM CDT

Hi, I'm Daisy. My sister*, Sofeeuh, is dumb and has a tiny little bladder. We'll be in the middle of a conversation and she'll just squat, mid sentence, and do her thing right on the carpet. Heck, if she was Native American, she would be sofeeuh-pees-on-floor. She poops too… but, I eat that.

Our people started putting her in a cage during the day. I'm all like, what-ev-er**, the cage has got to go!

I want to trade the cage for Greenies or chicken sticks... Cash is useless. I'd immediately lose it on party poker.

I have no pictures of the cage, but here is a recent picture of us. Sopeeuh is the tard with the tongue. Remember, this is a trade for the cage, not for us!

* - no relation. ** I'd make a "W" with my paws or snap, but it's hard w/o thumbs

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