Drunk

Tricky Keg Stands

A collection of various and sundry things.


Words:
essays, creative nonfiction and random shiz
Projects:
bands, cars, nerd stuff
Life:
photos, resume, etc.


Here are some responses to daisy's CraigsList post


I don't have any cages or anything, but I just wanted to say, damn you're funny. Thanks for brightening the day.


I just wanted to tell you how cute your doggies are, I have one of my own. This is my dog and his brother just in case you cared to see them.

http://www.shutterfly.com/progal/gallery.jsp?gid=768a5498ce7cc363fd1d


Greenies are known for killing dogs cause they do not digest. I would never give them to my dog.


Daisy

I am sorry I don't have any Greenies but I just had to tell you how much I like your listing

Good luck


YOUR FUNNY!

So what is it that you want to trade? Guess I don't understand. By the way, we had a little dachcie and had the same problem with the peeing and pooping. They are a handful at time

Josh


What is this all about?

I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.

Four years later I realized that:

A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.

It was time for a change.

I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?

If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.

Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.


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