Tricky Keg Stands
A collection of various and sundry things.
Projects:
bands, cars, nerd stuffLife:
photos, resume, etc.FADE IN:
In a small bedroom with the sun peeking delicately through dark drapes, two figures are visible on the bed. Embraced and a little sweaty, their bronzed skin and chiseled bodies contrast sharply with the plain, off white bedroom. A room where we're not surprised to see the clock blinks 12:00.
Her long, thin thigh peeks through a split in the sheets. With dark brown hair and pouted cinnamon lips she gazes into her lover's eyes. He speaks:
Stephano
I couldn't help but notice your left nipple is a little hairy while your right is perfectly smooth. Isn't that interesting?
Aubrey
That's what happens when you walk in on me before I'm finished plucking. You need to learn how to knock first.
Faintly in the distance, a dog barks.
THE END
And now, my second screenplay.
What is this all about?
I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.
Four years later I realized that:
A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.
It was time for a change.
I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?
If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.
Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.
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