Drunk

Tricky Keg Stands

A collection of various and sundry things.


Words:
essays, creative nonfiction and random shiz
Projects:
bands, cars, nerd stuff
Life:
photos, resume, etc.


Recent Changes

May 17, 2012 - updated "some thoughts" if i keep it up, that page will be my unrevised, unreviewed, raw blog.

January 9, 2012 - new epitaph, updated books. spending more time on armp.it, lately.

June 28, 2011 - started a book.and added a what makes you, you.

May 1, 2011 - finished another book or five.

Feb 13, 2011 - recently finished another book.

Jan 18, 2011 - I read Half a Life in one siting.

Jan 6, 2011 - I finished another book, added something to what makes you, and something funny.

Dec 9, 2010 - I finished the hunger games.

Nov 29, 2010 - Finished 2 books this weekend.

Nov 12, 2010 - Finished 2 books this weekend.

Nov 10, 2010 - Added a drink to the inventor.

Oct 25, 2010 - 4 hours of minor edits. Added the 924SE page.

Oct 3, 2010 - finished White Noise.

Sep 18, 2010 - finished American Psycho.

Sep 8, 2010 - finished Bright Lights Big City.

Sep 7, 2010 - finished House of Leaves.

Aug 12, 2010 - just bought 6 used books, added them to books i'm reading.

Aug 09, 2010 - went to mexico and read 6 books.

Jul 05, 2010 - updated books i'm reading.

Jun 30, 2010 - updated books i'm reading.

Jun 23, 2010 - updated books i'm reading and threw my name in the footer of every page (gotta love sed!)

Jun 18, 2010 - Spending more time working on armp.it.

Mar 31, 2010 - updated books i'm reading.

Mar 24, 2010 - added some band names and updated books i'm reading.

Mar 1, 2010 - I got a migraine

Feb 21, 2010 - recorded a version of the 1968 hit, Wichita Lineman

Feb 15, 2010 - additions and revisions to what makes you, you.

Feb 02, 2010 - Something Funny Happened.

Jan 18, 2010 - I recorded Big Red.

Jan 5, 2010 - I named the wiener dog in Binge - Chapter 1.

Dec 11, 2009 - I've been updating the blog more than this site lately. Today I added a bandname and a new favorite word, though.

Aug 20, 2009 - Something funny happened - a psycho dream...

Aug 6, 2009 - new add to what makes you, you.

July 17, 2009 - Minor additions to what makes you, you.

July 12, 2009 - Started editing Elevator Ride - I love re-reading something I thought was good only to see how horrible it is. Makes me feel like I'm learning something.

July 7, 2009 - Added drink 6 to The Inventor.

June 17, 2009 - I crapped out The Inventor tonight.

June 9, 2009 - I added a page about Lemp Caverns and Cherokee Cave.

June 5, 2009 - Something funny happened.

June 1, 2009 - Something funny happened.

May 28, 2009 - I must love editing things. Another change to I Need You. I got to use my line about meat!

May 27, 2009 - Minor changes to various stories, updated neatbandsthatIlike and I wrote my second screenplay.

May 25, 2009 - read a book, added it to the list. My favorite line was this: "Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing."

May 22, 2009 - Finally wrote down the Manhunt story from last winter.

May 11, 2009 - Cleaned up I Need You (original ending) just a bit.

May 1, 2009 - It was an amazing month. I changed my epitaph.

April 7, 2009 - Nothing exciting, just finished a book. I decided not add that section mentioned below. It isn't good.

March 28, 2009 - Added a book to books I'm reading... I also added an entire section, but am thinking I won't put it up. It needs work.

March 9, 2009 - Gave up reading Ulysses and changed the quote on business casual.

February 23, 2009 - Added the Owls page (put it on the front page, as well.) Also added Good Idea/Bad Idea.

February 17, 2009 - Changed to quote at the bottom of what's my name.

February 12, 2009 - Added a book to books I'm reading plus Bukowski Advice.

January 19, 2009 - Finished No Country for Old Men so I updated the list, also changed the epitaph.

January 18, 2009 - My mom got in a horrible car accident this weekend which got me thinking about death which may or may not have something to do with me updating my epitaph. I also pulled some of the non utf-8 chars out of bad karma. I'll be slowly cleaning those up as time goes on.

January 14, 2009 - Added a new band name, a book to the books i'm reading list, and an entry to something funny happened today.

January 3, 2009 - I read two books in one sitting so I added it to the list.

January 2, 2009 - Something Funny Happened a few days ago so I added a story there.

December 27, 2008 - Changed the inspirational quote on I Need You and added a line. Added a ton of unformatted content to the Orangetree page.

December 10, 2008 - Something Funny Happened a few days ago so I added a story there. Also, I finished the whole Twilight series so I updated Books I'm reading

November 7, 2008 - It looks like i updated Binge Ch. 1

November 2, 2008 - Finished Twilight so I updated Books I'm reading

October 28, 2008 - Finally updated Books I'm Reading

October 7, 2008 - Something Funny Happened today.

September 25, 2008 - Something Funny Happened today.

September 12, 2008 - Added a caption to Evil Hornet.

September 11, 2008 - Updated "Books I'm Reading" and a quote at a bottom of some page.

September 5, 2008 - Added The Best Trip Ever. Hopefully I'll finish it, soon.

September 4, 2008 - Added a name and reorganized the band name page. Changed the quote on caves.

September 2, 2008 - Changed the quote at the bottom of the blog post response.

August 28, 2008 - Added the Drawing page and a very rough first chapter of Binge.

August 24, 2008 - Read 3 more books, updated "Books I'm Reading".

August 11, 2008 - Edited "What's My Name" and added two new books to "Books I'm Reading." Also created the "Recent Changes" page.

August 4, 2008 - Added a new compilation to Orangetree. Edited "A Response to a Tard Bag's Blog Post", "Something Funny Happened Today" and "The Palm of My Hand."

July 24, 2008 - Wrote "Elevator Ride, July 24, 2008"

July 11, 2008 - Added a few names to "Band Names"

June 2008 - Updated and redesigned the entire site.

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What is this all about?

I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.

Four years later I realized that:

A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.

It was time for a change.

I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?

If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.

Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.


Inspirational quote goes here...