They'll fuck you up

This is Why Owls Freak Me Out

Owls will eat your baby daschund.

Owls will claw out your eye

Owls can see in the goddamn dark

Owls will spin their head like Linda Blair

If you hear a hoot, someone is going to die

Owls are smarter than you.

Owls love your mom

Owls scare me

Owls will fuck you up.