What's My Name?
For your convenience I have provided an anagram:

OJ drowned Ele and ran.

I can't take credit for this little gem. I picked the letters of my name out of a set of scrabble tiles and left them on the kitchen table with a note that said, "Make a sentence." Someone did. It just so happened to be the week of June 17th, 1994.

Ele is my nickname for Ella who, of course, is my good friend, Umbrella. ella ella ay ay... ay... ella.